keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
