just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Everything about him screamed your future.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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