I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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