Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
wow bdsm is so cute
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