Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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