ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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