Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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