I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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