did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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