I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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