Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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