i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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