i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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