The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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