I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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