how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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