Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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