i don't plan on having that self control this summer
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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