I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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