Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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