Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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