So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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