those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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