Don't you send me to vm
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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