I'll bet she douches with gravy.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
ttyl tear gas
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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