On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I am available for nakedness
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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