Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
