I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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