why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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