i just had sex bonerless
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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