I'm drive I can fine osifer
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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