i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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