apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
it hurts more in the daytime
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
