why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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