i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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