My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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