Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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