I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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