She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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