I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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