you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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