You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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