Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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