I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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