You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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