It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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