I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Oh god it's open bar.
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