i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize