normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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