I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Your cock deserves a montage
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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