i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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