Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what if I'm pregnant?
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so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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