STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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