and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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